Dear Box Fan, We HAVE To Break Up.
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Oh my dearest, faithful, and loyal box fan,
It pains me to write this, but the time has come to let you know that we must end our relationship.
Although I love you and the noise you produce, you just do not fit into my life anymore. As I have gotten older, I have realized that I need a smaller, lighter (and yes, even younger!) noise-making machine. I need something that’s easy to travel with, something that’s actually small but with a big impact, and something that will not start to creak and crack as it continues to age.
As I hope we can continue to be friends, I would like to introduce you to my new love, LectroFan. He is awesome – small but sturdy with lots of different noise options. Instead of your one fan noise, LectroFan offers ten fan sounds and ten ambient noise variations with no motor or other internal moving parts. And not to brag or anything but my LectroFan has over 5,000 5-star reviews!
And not to make you feel worse, but I love LectroFan so much that I actually went out and bought LectroFan Micro! 😱 This mini sound machine is about half the size of the regular LectroFan but offers most of the same features – and its small size makes it awesome for travel!
Box fan, I have really valued the years we spent together, and I hope you find someone you work better with in the future.
Letter written by Bryn, Collin’s sister & sidekick.
HIP TIP – Although the LectroFan is not currently on sale, it has been part of Amazon one-day only sales in the past! With that said, hopefully we’ll see another sale on these noise machines again soon.