Stetson here with some holiday cheer!
I’ve noticed A LOT of changes since my birthday — irritability, forgetfulness, confusion… and that was all just from one day! After striking out on finding a specific Instant Pot at Kohl’s, losing my car in the parking lot at the mall, and having to go back to Kohl’s where I wandered around the store in Collin’s latest “gift” to me, these emotions were severely heightened.
See what I mean in the video below:
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At this point, I can feel that I am another year older given how cranky I get, especially when hungry. My day was not going well at Costco so I turned towards one of the simple joys in life — FREE FOOD SAMPLES! That’s right, I was that guy who walked around the store and hit every single sample stop in sight. I may have even gone back for seconds. 😏
After feeling rejuvenated with a “nothing can stop me now!” mindset, I somehow lost my car at my next stop – THE MALL. 🤦♂️
Truth be told, that wasn’t even the most embarrassing part of my day. I got a phone call from Collin saying that there was another gift waiting for me to pick up at Kohl’s. Oh no… another gift from Collin? Did you guys see my last one?!
Well, Santa Claus came to town a little bit earlier with this special gift – you can even pick one up for yourself! 🎅🏻
I don’t know if it’s the aging that’s making me feel resilient towards wearing these “gifts” in public, or just the fact that this has become my actual job. Either way, I stepped out from the Kohl’s bathroom wearing my Santa onesie loud and proud. And I’m pretty sure I brightened some shopper’s day with my presence.
Merry Christmas to all and to all a good laugh!