Try the New ExcusePro Text Response Generator FREE (Limited Time Offer)

There’s nothing worse than that feeling of dread when you discover a text you should have responded to long ago.

We’ve all been there.

You receive a text and think, with the best intentions, “I’ll respond later, when I can give this important communication the time it deserves.”

But that moment never comes, and you forget all about it, until your next interaction with the sender. Maybe it’s a follow-up text from them, an uncomfortable in-person encounter, or a sarcastic comment left on your latest Instagram story expressing relief that apparently you do still have access to a phone. 😬

It’s a twenty-first-century nightmare plaguing phone owners everywhere. But now, there’s an app to help alleviate the suffering caused by this phenomenon!

Meet the new ExcusePro Text Response app – a modern-day relationship saver!

I’ve been testing the new ExcusePro app (available on iOS and Android) for the past month, and it has already rescued countless relationships from my bad habit of ignoring text messages.

ExcusePro collects data from your phone to analyze your communication style, calculate the time it typically takes you to respond, and cross-reference the last time someone may have seen you active on another platform.

Then it uses its patented AvoidanceAI™ technology to formulate the perfect automated response to your abandoned text threads. You can adjust your settings to have an automatic response sent out after a predetermined period of time, or choose your excuse from a handy drop-down menu!

Here are some of the excuses the app has generated for me during the past month alone:

• Just saw this!
• Thought I replied?
• My phone never notified me!
• Omg I typed a whole response, and it didn’t send!
• Sorry, crazy week!
• I’ve been trying to disconnect for my mental health.

Stay out of trouble with ExcusePro’s free features, or get out of a serious jam with one of the paid tiers.

With three free excuses per month, customizable remorse emojis, and the ability to buy yourself some extra time with the Texting Bubble Simulator, ExcusePro’s free plan offers plenty of tools to keep your contacts hopeful, confused, and emotionally invested!

Got bigger problems? Upgrade to the Premium or Enterprise Plan, and redirect the blame with premium features like the Fake Low Battery Icon (which can be added to any screenshot), or Gaslight Mode, which tricks your contacts into thinking they’re the ones dropping the ball.

Here’s a look at what each ExcusePro tier has to offer:

Whether your toxic trait is leaving your texts “on read” or letting them stack up completely unread, ExcusePro would have you covered.

APRIL FOOLS! If only this app were real (sigh…). Unfortunately, this is merely a made up product even though the concept is brilliant. Any readers here know how to make this app a reality? Asking for a friend…

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