“Grow” a Full Beard in Minutes With The Braun Hair Grower 3000

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man shaving with gillette heated razor

Need some help growing out your hair?

So you have an event coming up that you would prefer a full beard for. The problem is you’re recently clean-shaven! What to do now?! Lucky for you, I recently tried out the brand spankin’ new Braun Hair Grower 3000, and it 100% works! No more waiting for a beard to grow naturally – just use this applicator, and you’ll have a full beard in no time!

man shaving

So how does it work?!

The Braun Hair Grower 3000 looks shockingly similar to a motorized razor, just reversed. Simply apply the invisible hair glue to the desired hair growth area. I know it sounds a little scary to put glue on your face, but it’s 100% safe! Wait about 45 seconds for the glue to get a little tacky.

After the glue is tacky, simply use the applicator like it’s a razor. The applicator itself has a bunch of mini hair follicles stored inside already which will shoot out to adhere to the facial skin. The hair shrapnel will instantly start to stick in the natural hair growth pattern, creating an extremely realistic appearance. No one will know you just glued on your beard hours before!

man with half shaven face

Here’s a frugal hair shavings hack:

When you run out of mini hair follicles in your applicator, the next time you shave, you can actually store that hair in your hair growth applicator to reload for the next time you need to use it. This way, you don’t have to pay a recurring fee of $19.99 for a hair refill. Genius!

Upon ordering this, you actually choose from one of five hair colors to assure you get a decent match. The real match, however, is when you start using your own hair. 💯

stetson hair growth applicator

Works for other body parts, too!

Need some extra warmth to get through next winter? Use this hair applicator on your legs and arms, too! Just like that, you’ll be comfy, cozy, and extra toasty for the remainder of winter. Is there anything this nifty little gadget can’t do?! 👏

man with beard

Be warned: It’s very easy to apply too much. 

I have to warn you that a little goes a long way. I had an incident recently when I was too generous with the application process. I decided to rock it while scooping on some deals and to my surprise, I had quite a few compliments.

What do you guys think? Should I keep the longer beard look?


Join The Discussion

Comments 19

  1. Lana

    Umm…..no! Ew!

  2. Mike

    I’d buy this lol

    • Amber (Hip Sidekick)

      🀣

  3. Jennifer

    Lol this is too funny.

  4. Mary Ann

    yuck!

  5. Rhonda

    πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  6. Stephanie Nagy

    πŸ˜‚ so silky

  7. Rob

    I knew it was a prank before the page loaded it says “april fools prank” in the URL but still a cool prank!

  8. J. Sweet.

    πŸ˜‚

  9. Ysenia ramirez

    I need to get this for my son. Lol

  10. MsAnnie

    πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  11. Scraps

    This is ridiculous lol.. AF

  12. Suzmorea

    Even works for other body parts?!??! Oh lawd no

  13. joni

    this is a good one ha ha

  14. Chalfonso

    This is a good one!!! Hip2save is ‘slaying’ it this year (picked up the word ‘slaying’ from the new TEENstone I just purchased from Hip2save), LOL!

    • Jennifer (Hip Sidekick)

      πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

  15. tinawall

    My husband would want this one for sure. He’s always saying how he wishes his facial hair didn’t grow in so spotty and he wishes he could grow a beard. I’m laughing so hard that I’m crying at these April fools prank posts!

  16. tdrew138

    Can my husband get one? I’m tried of looking at his patchy attempt at a beard

  17. Kristine

    This is every man’s dream, but definitely not for the ladies! πŸ˜‚

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