If You’re Pee Shy, This ‘Peeeeace Machine’ Might Be the Weirdest Thing You Actually Need
Are you pee shy? Then head over to Amazon where you can grab this Peeeece Machine for just $25! This portable machine helps turn nervous peers into confident streamers.
Peeeeace Machine – ONLY $25!
With the press of a button, the Peeeeace Machine fills any stall with comforting, confidence-boosting bathroom sounds, so you can finally do your business without feeling like you’re performing for an audience.
This noise machine includes these ambient sounds:
- Powerful sink running sounds
- Respectful hand dryer whooshing
- Light, tasteful toilet flushes
- BONUS! Light flushing with bird sounds!
Better yet, if someone walks in right when you’re trying to start? No problem. The Peeeeace Machine has a motion sensor and will start sounds automatically! Whew, that was a close one. 😮💨
APRIL FOOLS! Welp, this machine IS technically a real product. We’re just not sure if it’s something we would legitimately bring into a public bathroom. But hey… if you suddenly feel like this would change your life, we promise we won’t ask questions.
Happy April Fools’ Day! 🎉 Don’t miss this hidden surprise and check out more April Fool’s fun!
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