9 Hilarious Valentine’s Day Gift Ideas for Him
These Valentine’s Day gift ideas for men will have your sweetie pie laughing their pants off!
February 14th is the most romantic day of the year, but chocolates and traditional gifts aren’t everyone’s cup of tea when it comes to showering your special someone. If you really want to make this year’s love holiday memorable, give the gift of humor that’ll have your significant other cracking up instead of gobbling up a bunch of raspberry truffles. 😆
Joy and laughter are priceless, so we’re sharing some of the best (and funniest) Valentine’s Day gift ideas that’ll have your loved one smiling, chuckling, and remembering why they love you so much!
Here are 9 hilarious Valentine’s Day gift ideas for men that won’t disappoint:
1. Personalized Face Shaped Pillow
- Buy it on Amazon | $14.98-$29.98 (varies by pillow size)
This gift is probably the last thing your special guy would expect to unwrap, but who says Valentine’s Day gift ideas for him have to be conventional?! Choose a cringe-worthy picture your dude would crack up over or go with something more sentimental that’ll warm his heart. Either way, a personalized face pillow is sure to be a hit!
2. Kama Pootra: 52 Mind-Blowing Ways to Poop
- Buy it on Amazon | $10.61
Looking for more intimate Valentine’s Day gift ideas for him? Look no further than the highly-rated Kama Pootra book. Don’t forget to include a candle for extra ambiance in the bathroom!🤣 Oh and if you want to keep the poo theme going, grab a box of Poop Like a Champion Cereal too!
“I’m still laughing as I write this review. I got this for my brother for Christmas. It had everyone in the room cracking up. Well worth it!”
3. Dad Bag Fake Beer Belly Fanny Pack
- Buy it on Amazon | $10.78
If you really want to make your man laugh, surprise him with this hilarious (and somewhat practical) beer belly fanny pack. If he’s got a sense of humor, he might actually leave the house with it on!
You could even take your dad bag gift to the next level by filling it with some silly accessories or his favorite candy. I guarantee you won’t be able to keep a straight face the first time he flaunts his V-day gift!
“Absolutely perfect for our white elephant gift! I even wore it around for a few hours after I got it, cracking myself up every time I looked or glanced at my reflection. Perfect for a great laugh! It was one of the coveted items from the party..”
4. My Side and Your Side Couples Pillowcases
- Buy it on Amazon | $13.99
This may not be one of the most romantic Valentine’s Day gift ideas for him, but if you like your space when you sleep, these will certainly get the message across in a humorous and lighthearted way! Any bed hog is sure to get a good chuckle out of these funny pillowcases!
“Gave these as a gift and they were a huge hit. They are very good quality and durable. The print is bold and stands out on the bed and they are a fun conversation piece to all that see them.”
5. Love is all you need candles
- Buy it on Etsy | $17+
What better way to tell your man what you think about him than with a personalized candle with a sincere, yet comical message! It’s small, yet memorable Valentine’s Day gift ideas like these that keep the flame alive!
“It will for sure be a gift to remember! 100% happy with the product and shipping! Thank you!”
6. The Perfect Man Ice Tray and Chocolate Mold
- Buy it on Amazon | $18.92
Whether or not your valentine has muscles, these funny ice cube molds will make them feel extra special every time they take a drink from a glass featuring the perfect man!
“Made for a great gift! We’ve used it for ice and chocolate molds and they work perfectly.”
7. Thanks for putting up with my 💩 toilet paper
- Buy it on Amazon | $13.98
Need Valentine’s Day gift ideas for him that’ll keep on giving? This silly toilet paper will remind your special someone just how much you appreciate them every time they take a trip to the loo. It’s pricier than Charmin but the look on your significant other’s face when they unwrap this gift will be worth every penny!
“My boyfriend loved it. Best Valentine’s present for anyone with a weird sense of humor. Also, it’s not even crappy quality!”
8. The Book of Terribly Awesome Dad Jokes
- Buy it on Amazon | $7.99
If you’ve got a dad in your household that could use some help with his jokes, this book will poke fun at his amateur sense of humor, but also inspire him to improve upon his craft. Make sure you have him practice his act on you and the kids!
“This book is great. The jokes are very funny, and the cover is really stylish. Perfect for a gift!”
9. An avocado pit…
Buy it at your local grocery store | $.50-$1
I know what you’re thinking, “an avocado pit for Valentine’s Day?!” But hear me out! Avocado trees take about 5-13 years to start producing fruit so this is the perfect symbol to represent the longevity of your relationship!
Plus, not everyone has a budget for gifts and this one is hilarious, as cheap as it gets, and there’s a meaningful message behind it too. This isn’t a gift you’ll want to give to someone you just met last month though! 😆
If you’re wanting to go the more traditional route, head over here for even more Valentine’s Day gift ideas!
OK but you guys need an awesome printable tag to go with that avocado pit.
Right?!?! “Life is the pits without you” 😂 🥑
LOL! I’ll pass that along. Thanks, Kathy!
Cute ideas! Thanks for sharing!
You are welcome!