8 Funny Doormats for Your Home

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Grab the perfect doormat for any home at Walmart!

beware of husband cats are shady too wife is cool doormat on plaid mat

Warmer weather is the perfect time to freshen up your entryway. Grab one of these funny doormats that reflect your style and sense of humor.

Here are our top highly-rated picks for funny welcome mats:

graphic collage of funny doormats

1. “Doorbell broken yell ‘Ding Dong’ really loud”.

funny doorbell broken yell ding dong really loud doormat on concrete

Imagine your guests yelling ding dong every time they come to the door. 🤣 It will be a hilarious greeting each and every time. On a serious note, the verbiage on this doormat is flocked (not painted), which is a velvety soft fiber adhesive designed to last for years to come! Even better, it ships fast!

Check out this mat on Etsy with the same quote but a different design!

2. “Welcome-ish (depends on who you are)”.

welcomeish depends on who you are funny doormat on stripe rug in front of wooden double doors

Made by the same company as the funny doormat above, this high-quality mat is also flocked and made to last! If you’re looking for a sarcastic doormat for your entryway, this is the one for you. This doormat can be customized in 5 different sizes and can be made in just about any color you wish!

Here’s another mat to consider that’s under $25 shipped!

welcome-ish depends who you are and how long you stay funny doormat

This mat is even more affordable but gets the same message across and then some. If you’re looking for a snarky, yet funny doormat, this is the one for you! We also love that this mat comes in 10 different colors that make it stand out from the usual natural color.

3. “Voted best neighbors ever by the people next door”.

voted best neighbors ever by the people next door funny doormat on red wood deck

You’re going to need this doormat if you and the neighbors are BFFs…or not BFFs. Either way, it’s a hilarious doormat that would make a great neighbor gift or something you can vote your home needs for yourself if you know you’re the neighborhood favorite. 😆

4. “Beware of husband, cats are shady too, wife is cool”.

beware of husband cats are shady too wife is cool doormat on plaid mat

Beware of Husband, Dog is Shady Too Wife is Cool Doormat, 16″x24″ – $27.95

*Shipping is $12.95 or free on $35+ orders.

We love this funny doormat for any pet owner who wants a playful doormat at their front door. This small shop also allows you to easily customize your verbiage so whether you have a cat, dog, or pet pig, the options are limitless.

5. “The neighbors have better stuff”. 

the neighbours have better stuff doormat on paver patio

Speaking of those neighbors next door, this funny doormat is another great option to consider! We love that it’s still humorous while also being minimalist. What’s more, this shop also offers layering rugs if you’re looking to do a full refresh on your door. Just keep in mind this shop ships from Canada so shipping may be longer than usual.

Want to change the spelling? Etsy sellers almost always accommodate special requests so if you’d prefer to change the spelling of “neighbours” to “neighbors” send them a direct message.

6. “Live, Laugh, Leave”.

live laugh leave doormat on concrete

Live, Laugh, Leave, 17″x30″ – $25.95 SHIPPED

Introverts will love this funny doormat. It’s a play on “live, laugh, love”, but will leave visitors with an unexpected and funny ending. 😆 It’s made of natural fibers and is recommended to use indoors or under an outdoor sheltered doorway for longevity.

7. “Beet it” un-welcome doormat.

beet it natural doormat on concrete next to yellow flowers

Any gardener or plant lover will appreciate the humor of this “beet-it” doormat. Although it’s an un-welcome mat at its roots, it’s still giving off charming, funny vibes.

8. “Cute shoes, take them off”.

black cute shoes take them off mat on wood floor

Taking shoes off is a must for many homeowners, but many often don’t know how to ask without being uncomfortable. This funny doormat cuts right to the point and will still make your guests feel comfortable.

BONUS! Not loving these funny doormats? We sourced plain Jane ones that give a lot of bang for your buck! 

Mainstays Coir Welcome Layering Rug Set

This may not be a funny doormat, but it sure is pretty! Plus, the price and vibes it’s giving are tough to beat! You can score a stylish plaid rug and floral welcome mat duo for under $20! If a fun doormat is more your style, then this is the one for you!

hello coir doormat sitting in front of door next to plant

Mainstays Coir Hello Doormat$9.98 (regularly $11.94)

Again, this mat isn’t necessarily funny. However, if you’ve gotten to the bottom of this post and realized a humorous mat may not suit your needs, this simple and budget-friendly mat will spruce up your entryway and keep things simple.

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About the writer:

Sara is a self-taught blogger & photographer and brings 9+ years of experience to her craft. Her work has been featured in numerous esteemed publications, spanning building, travel, and fashion. Beyond her creative pursuits, Sara’s primary mission is to empower others to embrace a toxic-free & sustainable lifestyle.

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    • Jessica (Hip Sidekick)

      Thanks for sharing where you’ve spotted some cute options at, Melie. We love those doormats too! 🤗

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